The world’s favourite person to hate and the most probable cause of a nuclear holocaust takes on a new look, thanks to Mightyjaxx. Trading his typical fake tan/blonde colour way and perpetually ill-fitting penguin suit, for a whiter than white pallor (like his agenda) and a purple ensemble, reminiscent of the Joker – except I see they traded proper trousers for short pants, because he-who-must-be-named is a child, after all – Bitchy Rich, Madness Edition, is now available, via Mightyjaxx. Get on it.